[Oh, it's torment, alright. Yujin's not used to joking about these sorts of things. Not because he's gone so very long without a partner in that sense, but because it's so very indiscreet. It's not the sort of thing he made light of with Ayame either.

But Sholmes will be Sholmes, he knows that. It's hardly avoidable now, so he tries to roll with the punches instead.]

I'm afraid not, my friend. As I said, it would sour the moment. If you have any more common proclivities, I may be willing to take those into consideration instead.